Average Andy Drives Tourists Around NYC in a Pedicab

Average Andy Drives Tourists Around NYC in a Pedicab

So whenever we
start a new season, there’s always a big ad
campaign to promote it. But those are very
expensive, so instead I sent my executive producer
Andy Lassner to New York City to remind everyone
to watch season 17. And here’s how he did it. [MUSIC PLAYING] Why would the pain
ever end for me? It’s season 17 and it continues. So I’m going to mount it? Yeah. Oh, OK. So this one’s hydraulics,
so you want to pump it when you brake with this. I want to what? You got to pump
the brake if you– That’s a cute dog. Thank you. Ellen’s not here. You don’t have to wait. She’s not coming. Oh, she’s not coming? No, it’s just me today. Oh. Sorry. [LAUGHS] This is going to happen all day. Not that I’m not used
to disappointing people on a daily basis. Season 17’s coming up. Hi there, Ellen is mean to me. You want a ride? Do you really? Where do you want to go? 42nd and 6th. You’re my first ride. 42nd and 6th? I don’t know where we are, but
we’re going to figure this out. I’m Andy. So you know this is obviously
New York’s Times Square. Don’t honk me. How long have you
guys been together? Year and a half. Here’s the thing,
all I’m doing is like I’m chewing your ears off. If you guys want to
make out, do your thing. I’m not stopping you. [MUSIC – LIZZO, “JUICE”] (SINGING) Mirror,
mirror, on the wall, don’t say it, because I
know I’m cute, oh baby. Louis down to my drawers. Hi there. Yeah. Love you, Ellen. Season 17 Ellen DeGeneres Show. How much do I get
paid to promote that? Nada. Ellen? At one of her 17
homes right now. Me? Biking through New York City. My legs are killing me. I don’t have a lot of lower
body strength or upper body. We love Ellen. Yeah, Ellen, I love her. Oh yay, go, love Ellen. I’m Andy. (SINGING) Blame it
on my juice, baby. It ain’t my fault that
I’m out here making news. If you look to the right
with the afro is Al Roker, but he does not want
to be recognized, so he wears that wig. [LAUGHS] Are you guys are all getting in? Oh, that’s a lot
of– that’s, yeah, I’m not used to three customers. I’ve only done two. Hold on, let me just
get out of the walkway. I’m sorry. My entire life is being an
inconvenience to people. Oh God, Oh God, pedaling. Pedaling, stop honking. [RINGING BELL] Oh you’re going to honk me? You’re going to honk? I ring the bell. How about that? You honk, I bell. Hi. Hi. Come on in. Where are you going? We have a show down the road. Down the road. Go ahead. Can I get a picture
standing next to Ellen. Yeah, well, that’s–
yeah, that’s Ellen. That’s Ellen. Right here. She looks different. She looks different on TV. [LAUGHS] Get a picture. TV, there’s a lot of makeup,
and so people don’t believe it. Isn’t that great. I’m just taking a little break. What? [BLEEP] you. [RINGING BELL] Oh, honk all you want. Oh look at you, you’re so fast. Try driving people. Oh, she just gave me the finger. I love her. Watch season 17. This is really
going to– this is going to draw the viewers in. This is a great idea, Ellen. [APPLAUSE] It was a good idea. Thanks, Andy. We’ll be right back.

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  1. Yayyyy season 17โ˜„๏ธโ˜„๏ธโ˜„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Šโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

  2. Awwww yea that a lot on a bicycle so shout out to Andy yaโ€™llโ˜„๏ธโ˜„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โœŒ๏ธโœŒ๏ธโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  3. Andy๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ he is a killer. Promoter, actor, sumo wrestler, body builder, genius, and so on…Do not forget girls he is also a producer ….Go andy๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป

  4. Ellen you still haven't had Shah Rukh Khan on your show. You still haven't had the world's greatest movie star in the world on your show.please bring SRK on your show. Please also bring Deepika Ranveer couple on your show.

  5. People who have worked for Ellen have said sheโ€™s a very nasty, rude , angry person to work for. Sheโ€™s incredibly demanding and dehumanizing to staff so I bet Andy was telling the truth

  6. โ€œ
    Kate Alboreo
    This was so much fun!! I had such a blast with Andy and the whole cast and crew filming this segment! The whole Ellen Show team positively delightful folks, and I'm glad to have met them!

    Thank you for including me!
    <3 Kate
    (@katecabnyc – the pedicab driver instructing Andy to "pump the brakes" at the beginning of this clip)

  7. I love Ellen โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’œโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’œ one of the greatest humans on earth ๐ŸŒ. (Angel on earth) ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ

  8. Andy and Ellen are real pain killers… Period

    Small Youtuber here…. Your support would be appreciated Thanks in advance๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŒธ

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