Camp Counselors Reveal NSFW Stories (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories)

Camp Counselors Reveal NSFW Stories (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories)



camp counselors of Reddit what is the most NSFW thing you've seen happen at camp I was a camp counselor a few years ago at a camp for foster kids one week a counselor caught a camper m15 in bed with another camper f14 the room they were in was tiny and the four other girls in the bunks were awake and cheering them on they were loud enough to wait the counselor who pulled the male camper out of bed the guy had a ziploc bag around his dick held in place by a rubber band I was both impressed at their dedication to trying to have safe sex and appalled at how terribly they went about it my favorite on was a 13 year old boy at campout both his hands were in his sleeping bag and he was clearly masturbating his counselor called a hand check where you have to display both hands in the air he only raised on hand the counselor asked for both hands and he replied give me four minutes saw a girl give a guy handjob under a towel on the bus on the bus filled with children on the bus filled with children going to a Christian camp counselors having a threesome in an empty cabin next to the bathrooms finally a chance to post this one year I was working a regular camp and had a lead counselor run over to another counselor and I to say look in the first stall of the boys bathroom we left our kids with our age groups female counselors and ran by the time we made it a crowd of counselors had formed around the toilet contained inside was by far the mightiest largest said I have ever seen in my life easily a diameter of three inches and long enough to be far down into the toilet while also free willy eyeing out of the surface of the water no campers were told about this a few days later a camper asked me if we were running to the bathroom the other day because of a giant piece of poop and claimed to be the conjurer of it I was mortified I was working at a young life camp in Colorado probably twelve years ago I think it was the first day right around dinnertime and a girl just up and died her heart just stopped she was sitting talking with her friends and fell over it was incredibly intense and very sad for a lot of people and tons of people were there to witness it it's not the most scandalous of camp stories but it was certainly pretty duct up and put a weird vibe on the rest of the week I was a counselor at a day camp we took kids to the zoo a kid shoved his thumb fully inside a petting zoo goats but I asked him why and he just shrugged looking at me like I'm the idiot I felt bad for the guilt but it was still standing next to him so maybe it was into it we heard rumors about the cabin next to us one week at camp it was a game called monkey and it involved one of the kids getting naked and putting a sock over his dick he'd then swing around the room using the bed frames and whatnot making monkey noises to this day I'm not sure what the game was I'm guessing you won if you didn't get raped I had two twin brothers that were very handsy with each other one day one of them came to me crying because his brother had bit his tongue after he tried kissing him I was a day camp counselor during the summers in high school I watched another counselor eat herself out after smoking by the gulley my 16 year old self couldn't look away also generally the counselors are ducking like rabbits there was this Asian kid named Kevin who went to the bathroom to take her 8 but there was pee on the toilet seat so he started to cry and then took a read on the floor because he really had to go I was a camp counselor years ago and while I don't recall really seeing anything NSFW with the kids I can tell you almost everything I saw with the counselors was NSFW I couldn't walk into a room without seeing people ducking in tents on top of the staff washing machines in the general store parents if you send your kids to camp just remember literally the only thing those counselors are thinking about is ducking each other I worked at a sleepaway girl scout camp with all female counselors and staff where a solid 60 percent were lesbian there was a strictly enforced no more ducking in the bushes rule because so many counselors would go at it anywhere they could find saw a 13 year old ducking a twelve-year-old and the position they were in how did they learn that question mark edit and the position was men shelf calm considering this is the position I believe is most likely to cause pregnancy and all due to gravity I have no idea how or why this was the position they chose or how they knew about it I work in a building that hosts a camp for people with autism and other mental handicaps a guy with something was really attached to his counselor a girl he really liked her and asked her out almost every hour of the week she finally said now I have a boyfriend or something along those lines he got really mad and strip down and freaked out he peed and pooped all over the floor when other counselors were trying to calm him down he ran over to a fire extinguish a box and smashed his head into the glass he had big chunks of glass in his face and forehead bleeding everywhere we were told as building managers to stay clear of the floor he was on they would clean it all up it was odd another story when he left the building we also found a sawed-off poop shrine he would poop in the closet and then mold underwear to it he must have used a whole can of fabrice on the thing a day because we never knew about it couldn't smell anything Exce consular here our camp has a thing where one night all the people who have been there for three years go out and do crazy it in the fields by the camp needless to say I saw a lot of breasts but other than that and smoking weed nothing really big happened apparently in years before some of the abandoned cabins were used during that night for Audi sex parties with lots of alcohol involved this was back in like the 1990s where I guess the upper staff were a lot more lenient I worked at the camp in 2010 so I guess I missed the really interesting stuff it was interesting to bring up the topic to my boss who worked at the camp as a counselor at that time and see him get all red-faced and not know what I was talking about TL DR a wild night once a year used a crazy sex party but not we just flash each other and smoke they won at camp we jumped out of the bus and ran around because we were so excited my friend ran behind the bus and the bus ran him over he was rushed off by ambulance we didn't see him for another three months edit spelling I sound like a 12 yo in those few sentences I'm 42 was checking rooms after everyone was supposed to have moved out found a 12 year old ducking another 12 year old male and coming just as I opened the door they didn't hear me so I waited a few minutes then knocked on the door and opened it to find two innocent kids packing their bags they apologized for being slow to get out of their room

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  1. 2nd Channel for Scary and Creepy Short Stories! 🖤🖤🖤
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC48Wu2PxwGfLJp8q-U3mGhg

  2. Oh boy… I’m going to be a camp helper this Sunday – Friday, then the next Sunday – Friday… I REALLY HOPE I DONT SEE ANY OF THIS

  3. Oh my god I was a high school camp counselor last year, 3 things happened.
    1) a guy was jacking it in their cabin. Just like at 12AM and you just hear the sound of someone jerking it. We didn’t confront him because everyone was sleeping. If he’s ok with getting jizz on his sleeping bag then that’s ok I guess
    2) a girl threw a dead crab at another girl and called her a demon
    3) during the last day, we had a camp dance party. And this guy started stripping. Like starting from the shirt and we had to escort them away.

    Also they were in 6th grade in a rich middle school. Spoiled little bastards

  4. Lmao in October of 2018, I was going to a camp that the 7th grade in my school always goes to and in the girls cabins was a used condom.

    That was all the talk on the bus ride back. Tbh I would go there again, hella fun

  5. With the girl that suffered sudden cardiac arrest: Does nobody know CPR? Did everyone forgot to call the ambulance? Did nobody remember to bring the defibrillator? Compressions? Mouth to mouth? To hell with the “weird vibe” for the rest of the week, a girl just died and although OP may not have been the first responder, her death is partly on your hands. Shame on you all.

  6. 17 and we just have a day camp but we have some fun shit happening in the back room. We have all 5-7 but we have some fun anyways

  7. man twins should not be kissing or fucking each other just… what the hell! They are family that is incest and just… like especially identical twins, being gay is such a shameful thing to do if it's your twin!!!!! Who ever is gay for their Identical twin should jump off a bridge or kill themselves. (I am a twin, fuck this actually gets me mad)

  8. The time the camp did a inner city out reach and 2 rival gangs went, started a giant knife fight, and then a 3rd gang saw what was happening and didn't want to miss out. Welcome to Church camp.

  9. Was told this by a fellow scout: At scouts BSA world camperee you are required to go everywhere with either 2 girls and a guy or 2 guys and a girl. After this he only said one word. Threesome. At least they provide condoms in the main entrance.

  10. In my camp, we had a rule where boys and blue and girls are red and we could never make purple, navy blue, or hot pink.

  11. Jesus, that girl dying at the YoungLife must have sucked. Especially since I’ve been to those camps before and they are supposed to be super fun and they usually are. Isn’t very NSFW, but it had to have been terrible especially since the camp is literally about how God loves everyone and I’m sure one of their friends dying really got that message across.

  12. Maybe because I was born in 1996 I didn't have regular access to a computer until I was 10, and we didn't have computers without age restrictions until i was 14/15. And didn't have any sex ed classes until Grade 9 when I was 14.
    Until highschool I had never thought about sex.
    Boobs, hell yes, but vaginas not a clue.

    I was a angelic untouched innocent Kid, especially apparently compared to the 12 year olds of today in these stories, like WTF!?!

    Buut During the summer between Grade 9 grade 10 I got what was called a "smartphone" (2008 f*** does that make me sound old) And grew 6 inches in height, in two places ;P

    By that point all bets were off lmao! In Grade 10 I only got 6 out of 10 credits. But it wasn't because of weed or alcohol, I barely touch that s***
    It's because I got a girlfriend with double D's, Who Loved threesomes, and even 4some once.
    Aawwww those were the days XD

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