Canada Already Has A Pot Tourism Ad

Canada Already Has A Pot Tourism Ad


OF COURSE, IF U.S. NEWS HAS YOU
DOWN, YOU CAN JUST HEAD UP NORTH. BECAUSE AS OF TODAY, CANADA HAS
OFFICIALLY LEGALIZED RECREATIONAL POT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Jon: PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE HIGH, GOING TO BE HIGH TODAY.>>Stephen: SO NOW BEFORE
NOW– SO NOW, BEFORE HOCKEY GAMES THE CANADIAN NATIONAL
ANTHEM WILL GO: ♪ O CANNABIS
I’M STARING AT MY HAND ♪( LAUGHTER )
NATURALLY– THAT’S THE MOST OF O CANADA I CAN STING. NATURALLY, THERE’S GOING TO BE A
LOT OF POT TOURISM. AND CANADA IS READY TO ATTRACT
VISITORS WITH THIS NEW AD.>>CANADA HAS SOMETHING FOR
EVERYONE, WHETHER IT’S OUR SCENIC VISTAS, OUR CHARMING
WILDLIFE, OUR THRIVING CITIES, OR NOW OUR LEGALIZED MARIJUANA. SO VISIT TODAY BECAUSE WHO KNOWS
IF WE’LL BE HERE TOMORROW. YOU KNOW, LIKE, LIFE’S SO
FLEEGHT. LIKE, MAPLE SYRUP OOZING THROUGH
AN HOUR GLASS. IT’S ALL SOME SORT OF COSMIC
PLAN THAT WE CAN’T COMPREHEND. YOU KNOW, IT’S LIKE OUR BRAINS
ARE CLOUDS AND THEY’RE JUST FLOATING ABOVE THE ANTLERS. HEY, HAVEN’T WE SEEN THAT MOOSE
BEFORE? ANYWAY, LET’S LISTEN TO THESE
GUYS THEY HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS ♪ IT’S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOU
LOOKED AT ME ♪ FIVE DAYS SINCE YOU TACKLED
ME, I STILL GOT THE–>>DAMN, THERE’S THAT MOOSE
AGAIN. WHAT DOES THAT MOOSE WANT? COOL IT. WAIT, WHAT WAS THIS AN AD FOR
AGAIN? OH, YEAH– COME TO CANADA FOR
SOME REASON. WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.

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  1. One party is supposed to stand for God given individual rights of the Republic that is the USA, like no other country in the world. The other wants us to be slaves to the government like the Soviet Union was and Communist China is now.

  2. The problem with people is that we don't like to do things right, Cannabis should be smoked, nothing should, smoking is Poisoning ourselves, it should be eaten, that way doesn't get greatly destroyed by fire, the effect is far more powerful, and is not damaging, but again we make artificial hybrids of varieties of Cannabis that makes the pleasure substance 25x what is Naturally give by the plant, which elevates addiction to 8% what would be 0.32% otherwise or practically 0% addiction, there are another component the relaxing component, which is the medicinal part actually, for Epilepsy and high blood and eye pressure, but this hybrids are meant to suppress the relaxing substance and increase the pleasure one, as you can see we fuck with Nature, we fuck up, then we blame the plant, how stupid are we?

  3. I know what poutine is, and I AM OUTRAGED by that horrific, pathetic and seriously unappetising imitation of our classic French Canadian dish, tabarnak!

    That does it! Time to burn down the White House again! 😁

  4. I think next future generation Canadians may turn out to be BRAIN DEAD / BRAIN CHALLENGED, SO America can take over Canada easily; Thanks to Trudeau for potentially making future Canadian brain dead / born with underperforming brains.

  5. Well at least they don't think we all live in igloos anymore. Most Canadians are lumberjacks so we build our own log cabins.

  6. Well done Canada, now if only we here in the other colony of Australia could follow your lead! Can you get Justin to ring our PM and talk some sense into him?

  7. I'm offended by the shredded cheese, I demand your country fights about my right to be upset and also have a low scale riot.

  8. Travelled to Europe, thankfully transferred through Montreal on the way… picked up tons of maple products and tried to pass ourselves off as Canadians. Too embarrassing to be American right now.

  9. Not a real poutine, you need « fromage en grain » who make squick squick when you eat it. Oh, of course, cheese make with Canadian milk, the best in the world🧀🧀🧀🧀

  10. Wow!! Not even the Mexicans want to go to the states any more!! Too many fat shits stuffing burgers and hotdogs in their faces shooting each other!! 🖕🖕🇨🇦🌲

  11. I am a Canadian. I agree this is a poor policy. It was done in an effort to take drugs out of the hands of criminals, and to exert more control over this substance. I don't believe someone who occasionally uses marijuana should be in jail. But many suffer when this is controlled by a criminal element. It is a hard thing to deal with. I feel people need to be awake and alert to deal with the questions they face every day. Is alcohol not a problem for people as well? How would you deal with this issue?

  12. What a trashy leftist poor excuse of a human being. Only the psychologically deranged watch this trash and it’s circus act.

  13. Millions of African Americans are going to live the US, and move to Canada to escape mass incarceration. The War on Drugs still rages on in America and African Americans are still getting 10 year prison sentences for nickel bags of marijuana. I do not smoke marijuana, but I do see people who do everyday. Many African Americans live in slums, become homeless, and lose their rights as a citizen because they were hit with a felony. In Canada this won't happen. I for one would surely like to see what happens to America after it loses the majority of its prison population or its "slave" population (13th Amendment). Honestly, I do not think America could survive without slavery. That's probably because African American slaves did all the work and Americas entire existence and revlovence is slavery. YOU GO CANADA!!

  14. Don't feel bad about the poutine – as a Canadian, I can assure that few Canadians outside of Quebec had even heard of poutine twenty years ago ……

  15. Way to go Canada! You missed the mark again. You should have decriminalize marijuana not legalized it.
    The government shouldn't try to get you high and make you absent-minded and easy to control.
    The government also should not punish those who get high if not following group think Common people should have the say what to use and what to grow. The state is thinking dollar $$ real money not that monopoly money Canada has.
    Money before people. Corporations are things not people that's why they suck on YT.
    #stupidregressives

  16. I am a Canadian, and I must say that accent was pretty close.  Still exaggerated, but nonetheless in range.  Good job.

  17. Legalization has made zero difference in our society, in case anyone was wondering. People are talking about it a bit more but even that has already subsided. The country did not go to ruin.

  18. Canadians have been smoking weed for decades! …except that now we are not criminals for doing it.
    Ban your guns, legalize your weed America! your crime rate will go way down.

  19. Poutine? Moose? What was that 5 finger thing you did recently with our Canadian Flag. That was brilliant. This less so.

  20. I was about to get offended when the "Oh mapple sirup oozing throuth an hour glass"  came up… Lololol. As usual, good job Stephen!

    And by the way, this is obviously US Poutin, I mean poutine, you need fresh cheese curds on that!

  21. That poutine-like dish hurt my soul. Then I read the comments. We really have this huge triggered reaction to improperly-made poutine. I'm half-proud and half-exasperated. But mostly hungry.

  22. Just got my first LEGAL order of BC Cannabis in the mail. Bubba Kush oil and Sativa Capsules. It was very strange going down to my local post office and having the clerk hand over two packages of marijuana products to me. Of course there are more strict rules to picking it up including providing government issued ID, you must be the person who the package is addressed to, and it has this red security tape that seals each package. If the security tape is broken then the item has been tampered with by a postal employee. I used Cannabis strictly for medicinal purposes and not for recreational.

  23. It good Canada is pardon people for weed the be able to get jobs because a lots of companies check for criminal record the don't have to be on welfare or living a life of poverty

  24. This one Stephen Colbert has always been a democrytic moron with remote claims of intellectuality. Oligophren… This is what Democrytic media does – speculate on people's lack of real knowledge. What can I say – the second oldest profession…

  25. You can't really come to Toronto and buy weed legally yet, but it should be available at retail by May next year.
    Come visit next summer!!

  26. God what a evil non human bought by big evil Parma and evil booze corporations that’s why I can’t watch as he pedals his evil propaganda to the stupid people who can’t think for themselves

  27. Our cities are cesspools of homelessness and gang/drug related violence . Socialism has left us literally dying in hospital hallways if there is even a ambulance available to transport you there . We are now importing terrorists and antisemitism and our Liberal government gifts them 10,000,000 each at any threat of a lawsuit . America please invade us again , we made a mistake by fending off your advances in 1812 , or a least lend us Donald Trump when you are finished with him .

  28. Am I the only person here who got offended when they showed the Barenaked Ladies to represent Canadian music? I'm pretty sure that almost all Canadians agree that The Tragically Hip is the best Canadian band of all time.

  29. What will they do with,
    The courts not being tied up,
    Empty jails,
    Billions of dollars generated by taxes for the gov.

    Shame on you Canada.

  30. Not a single offended Canadian. Snowflakes here are for games, making forts, snowball fights and building snowpeople.

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