Clark Freaks Out – Christmas Vacation (9/10) Movie CLIP (1989) HD

Clark Freaks Out – Christmas Vacation (9/10) Movie CLIP (1989) HD

I’m gonna
fly you all down here To help us dedicate it. Yay!
Yay! Ooh! I can’t swim, clark. I know that, eddie. [sighs] [sighs] [clark sighs] Hey. Ho. [sighs] Oh. Clark,
what’s wrong? Honey. It’s bigger
than you expected? Smaller? Well, what is it? It’s a one-year
membership In the jelly
of the month club. Oh, god. Eddie: Clark,
that’s the gift That keeps on giving
the whole year. That it is, edward. That it is, indeed. I’m sorry. Clark… If this isn’t the biggest
bag over the head, Punch in the face
I ever got. God damn it! Son. [whispering]
that’s good. That’s good. That’s good. Ahh, hey. If any of you
are looking For any last minute
gift ideas for me, I have one– I’d like frank shirley,
my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from
his happy holiday slumber Over there on melody lane
with all the other rich people, And I want him
brought right here… With a big ribbon
on his head, And I want to look him
straight in the eye And tell him what a cheap, Lying, no-good, rotten,
four-flushing, Lowlife, snake-licking,
dirt-eating, inbred, Overstuffed,
ignorant, bloodsucking, Dog-kissing, brainless,
dickless, hopeless, Heartless, fat-assed,
bug-eyed, stiff-legged,

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  1. I think there is a little bit of Clark in all of us. Last year was a week long process in putting up an artificial christmas tree. Pre-lit…half the lights out. Not enough lights to patch it. Buy new lights…run short. Buy more lights…new lights go out after you hang them in tree. Cursed…threw the tree across the room. It laid there for three days. Took the lights off the big tree…throw big tree to the curb. Decide to decorate the small tree instead…stand breaks…falling over onto the floor. Take stand from big tree and put it on small tree. Finally finished decorating the tree. Yep…Clark's my hero.

  2. Ah yes my kids first exposure to cursing (“monkey sh*t)… seriously though this scene is one of the all time greats in movies. Such a classic

  3. I’d like Frank Shirley my boss over here I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber on melody lane and I want him brought right here…with a big ribbon on his head

  4. He slam dunks that glass into the egg nog and proceeds to take a
    drink with absolutely no nog on his face or lips. Thats impressive

  5. The moment you realize Clark is the 1% in his huge 1980s Chicago suburbs house and freaking out that he doesnt get to put in a pool. 🙃

  6. The part that gets me is where he shouts out “blood sucking”, sort of stops midrant to kick something on the floor but continues on his streak of ranting just as full force. There’s just something amusing, yet weirdly realistic about it.

  7. The entire Vacation saga was a bit lame, with a few really good parts (European Vacation was the weakest entry), but this was probably one of the, if not the, best thirty seconds of all of them. Not because of all the insults, but the fact the Clark, Mr. look at the bright side of everything, finally snapped and snapped hard. What would have made it better is if Chevy Chase could have done that entire thing in one breath!

  8. Here's an interesting fact. Chevy Chase is actually 2 years older than the guy who played his boss in this movie, Brian Doyle Murray. I always thought the guy who played the boss was just like…. old. He was 44 in this movie, and Chevy was 46.

  9. I love this scene, a glorious rant of insults aimed at a boss that deserved it. The only thing that would have made this any better is if he really did say to his boss's face.

  10. I’ve seen this movie so many times that I can repeat this rant verbatim , and it still never gets old .

  11. I just love how his cousin subsequently took this rant literally, and brought over Clarke's boss with a big red bow on his head; that's one of my favourite parts!

  12. I'd never even heard of "Christmas vacation" until I met my wife 13 years ago…and now it's one of my all time favorites!!

  13. But what if you figured out how to empower the wheel.
    To destroy its name.
    And it's a goddamn motherfuking family

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