I’m gonna
fly you all down here To help us dedicate it. Yay!
Yay! Ooh! I can’t swim, clark. I know that, eddie. [sighs] [sighs] [clark sighs] Hey. Ho. [sighs] Oh. Clark,
what’s wrong? Honey. It’s bigger
than you expected? Smaller? Well, what is it? It’s a one-year
membership In the jelly
of the month club. Oh, god. Eddie: Clark,
that’s the gift That keeps on giving
the whole year. That it is, edward. That it is, indeed. I’m sorry. Clark… If this isn’t the biggest
bag over the head, Punch in the face
I ever got. God damn it! Son. [whispering]
that’s good. That’s good. That’s good. Ahh, hey. If any of you
are looking For any last minute
gift ideas for me, I have one– I’d like frank shirley,
my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from
his happy holiday slumber Over there on melody lane
with all the other rich people, And I want him
brought right here… With a big ribbon
on his head, And I want to look him
straight in the eye And tell him what a cheap, Lying, no-good, rotten,
four-flushing, Lowlife, snake-licking,
dirt-eating, inbred, Overstuffed,
ignorant, bloodsucking, Dog-kissing, brainless,
dickless, hopeless, Heartless, fat-assed,
bug-eyed, stiff-legged,
Starts at 1:41
EPIC ๐ still make my day around christmas,best christmas movie ever…. !!!!!!! who still see this anno 2018???
It its that good, i hope its got something in it.
๐๐๐
We needed a coffin…. a tree
1:19
I just love this part and is so very funny
I swear to god my family is like this probably worse, that's why i hate gatherings on holidays
The greatest rant ever
My motherโs favorite scene
thats good eggnog
If this ain't the biggest roast i ever heard in my goddamn life
National lampoons Christmas vacation has to be one of the top 5 best Christmas movies of all times!
I think there is a little bit of Clark in all of us. Last year was a week long process in putting up an artificial christmas tree. Pre-lit…half the lights out. Not enough lights to patch it. Buy new lights…run short. Buy more lights…new lights go out after you hang them in tree. Cursed…threw the tree across the room. It laid there for three days. Took the lights off the big tree…throw big tree to the curb. Decide to decorate the small tree instead…stand breaks…falling over onto the floor. Take stand from big tree and put it on small tree. Finally finished decorating the tree. Yep…Clark's my hero.
2:05 Eddie: I told Clark I was gonna get him something for Christmas this year and now I think I have an idea…
My brother went off on his girlfriend's mom like that, it was magical. lol
We've all got a little Clark in us right? Just me?
My favorite video yet!!! Happy Holidays… Holidays
Ah yes my kids first exposure to cursing (โmonkey sh*t)… seriously though this scene is one of the all time greats in movies. Such a classic
Iโd like Frank Shirley my boss over here I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber on melody lane and I want him brought right here…with a big ribbon on his head
2:06–2:07 Plotting
"It's good…… It's good…….." ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
One of the best Christman anime
Two words, "shitter's full!"
Hallelujah, holy shot
2:04 one of the many things I quote all year! XD
Why was Clark extreme mad at his boss on that part
Best part!
"Hallelujah!"
"That's the gift that keeps on giving, the whole year."
โThat it is, Edward.โ
Cousin Eddie's face at 1:46 lmfao
Just watched this movie last night. It is a Christmas tradition
YES
My family always watches this movie every single Christmas itโs the best
Greatest Christmas movie ever
Merry christmas 2018 everyone!
1:43–2:00 so far I've counted, 23 insults๐คฃ
Always be my favorite freakout in any films
Best scene ever!
โThat it is Edward, that it is indeed.โ Clark was revving up the engines at this point lol.
only if we all had that crazy family member like uncle eddie just thinks for two seconds n reacts
In German Version he wants Vallium and not Tylenol
Its It's good , its it's good ๐๐๐
1:39 My thoughts on Mattel changing Thomas and Friends.
โThat it is Edward, that it is indeedโ
1:42 How I feel about my Math teacher
John Hughes you genius with your writing.
My favorite holiday movie
The one movie you can watch over and over!!๐
He slam dunks that glass into the egg nog and proceeds to take a
drink with absolutely no nog on his face or lips. Thats impressive
Tom Kenny needs to quote this in SpongeBobโs voice.
Lol
The moment you realize Clark is the 1% in his huge 1980s Chicago suburbs house and freaking out that he doesnt get to put in a pool. ๐
One of the GOAT comedies. Never stops being pants-pissingly funny.
The part that gets me is where he shouts out โblood suckingโ, sort of stops midrant to kick something on the floor but continues on his streak of ranting just as full force. Thereโs just something amusing, yet weirdly realistic about it.
I always come back to this after I take tylenol ๐
That's what I would like to say to my daughters biological narcissistic sociopath father jody Gerber
Best thermonuclear meltdown of ALL TIME!
Hallelujah ๐๐๐
The entire Vacation saga was a bit lame, with a few really good parts (European Vacation was the weakest entry), but this was probably one of the, if not the, best thirty seconds of all of them. Not because of all the insults, but the fact the Clark, Mr. look at the bright side of everything, finally snapped and snapped hard. What would have made it better is if Chevy Chase could have done that entire thing in one breath!
Eddie's thought: leave it to me…
Here's an interesting fact. Chevy Chase is actually 2 years older than the guy who played his boss in this movie, Brian Doyle Murray. I always thought the guy who played the boss was just like…. old. He was 44 in this movie, and Chevy was 46.
How I felt when GameStop cancelled my KH3 PS4 Pro preorder and offered me a $25 coupon code instead.
XDDDDDD love this part so much , i freaking love holiday road and all of them
The best part of this whole movie
The Pepsi 2019 halftime show in a nutshell
My daddy said…well that's one way to talk about somebody….halarious
I love this scene, a glorious rant of insults aimed at a boss that deserved it. The only thing that would have made this any better is if he really did say to his boss's face.
My favorite movie scene .
Wonder how long took him to get that down
my new nickname for any boss i get that is cheap
Brilliant haha !
1:43
I came here from ramboraph4life
It's May 1st and I could watch this anytime of the year.
Iโve seen this movie so many times that I can repeat this rant verbatim , and it still never gets old .
What every fan of GOT wants to say to dumb and dumber about season 8
@1:40 what you came here for
1:45 the way it cuts to them watching his rant kills me every time
Basically how I felt about traffic today. LMFAO
One of the greatest and funniest holiday films ever!
Right there with the rant in Arizona on the way to Wally World. "Don't touch!"
1:39
I just love how his cousin subsequently took this rant literally, and brought over Clarke's boss with a big red bow on his head; that's one of my favourite parts!
0:40
"That, it is, Edward."
Iโm now ded XD
2019 anyone?
I'd never even heard of "Christmas vacation" until I met my wife 13 years ago…and now it's one of my all time favorites!!
The movie should have been called cousin " Eddy saves Christmas. "
"Clark, thats the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."
Is there anyone who can beat that rant? Anyone at all?
Itโs bigger than you expected. Ha ha.
Smaller?
the look on Eddies face
Now… This mate knows his adjectives
.
But what if you figured out how to empower the wheel.
To destroy its name.
.
And it's a goddamn motherfuking family
That's how I felt when my girlfriend betrayed me and oh man I was extreme mad that day
His rage are my thoughts on Mattel in a nutshell.
First 2019
1:40: You forgot P***y T**T who s*cos Satan's c*ck in He'll.