Cousin Eddie and Snot – Christmas Vacation (5/10) Movie CLIP (1989) HD

Cousin Eddie and Snot – Christmas Vacation (5/10) Movie CLIP (1989) HD

[whining] [squeaking] [game playing on tv] That’s a honey
of a tree, clark. Is it real? Yeah. Dug it out
of the ground myself. Is that a fact? Hey, get out of there!
Stop it! No! Don’t worry. A little tree water
ain’t going to hurt him. Before we left, He drank a half
a quart of pennzoil. Boy, when he lifted his leg
the next morning–whoa! Eddie, if he drinks
the water out of there, The tree’s gonna dry up.
Come on, out of there. Snot.
Out. Out. You get out of there.
Get in the kitchen now. Get in the kitchen and
get something to eat. Go on.
He’s cute, ain’t he? Only problem is,
he’s got a little bit Of mississippi
leg hound in him. If the mood
catches him right, He’ll grab your leg
and just go to town. You don’t want him around if
you’re wearing short pants, If you know what I mean. A word
of warning, though, If he does
lay into you, It’s best to just
let him finish. Tsk. I just can’t believe You’re actually standing here
in my living room, eddie. Never thought
the day would come. Yeah, I’m excited
about it, too. It’s a crying shame The older kids
couldn’t make it. I’ll get that.
Don’t worry about it. Let me do it. Yeah. I got the daughter
in the clinic, Getting cured off
the wild turkey. And the older boy,
bless his soul, Is preparing
for his career. College?
Carnival. You got to be proud. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, last season, He was a pixie dust spreader
on the tilt-a-whirl. He thinks that
maybe next year, He’ll be guessing
people’s weight Or barking for
the yak woman. No.
You ever see her? She’s got
these big horns Growing right out
above her ears, And she’s ugly as sin.

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  1. When Eddie walks over to the spinning windmill, his egg nog is 1/4 full. He hits the windmill sending the blades all over the place. A second later his egg nog is 3/4 full.

  2. Rus: "Dad that wouldn't even fit in our yard!"
    Clark: "Its no going in our yard Rus…its going in our living room."

    Best line in the whole movie

  3. LOL chevy chase is fuckin hilarious. I just look at his facial expressions and crack up..There should be a movie based on cousin eddie alone lol..

  4. Considering the outdoor snow scenes were mostly shot in Colorado, it's still a fantastically funny movie!
    The scene where Clark first comes upon Cousin Eddie wearing that stupid black hat with the ear muff covers sticking out gets me to damn near wetting my depends every
    The scene where Eddie is emptying his toilet tank into the sewer and yelling to the neighbor "Merry Christmas, shitter was full" is epic!!!!

  5. THE ONLY PROBLEM…is hes got a little kentucky leg hound in em, hell just grab your leg and go to town…….the best thing is to just let him finish

  6. "Can I refill your eggnog, Eddie? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave ya for dead??"

    "Nahh. I'm doing just fine, Clark."

  7. "…And the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career." Clark:"College?" Eddie:"Carnival." Clark:"You gotta be proud…" This conversation is just hilarious.

  8. That was hilarious when Clark said to cousin Eddie "Can I get you more eggnog, Eddie? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for dead?"

  9. chevy chase is a genius when it comes to reacting to things…like when he breaks that whirl toy after he fixes it….hilarious.

  10. "Can I refill your eggnog for ya? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere leave you for dead?" LMFAO

  11. Gotta' love the mess Eddie's making when he's cracking the nuts — pieces flying everywhere.  Sound effect at 1:40 is great.

  12. An annual holiday must watch. Eddie steals the show here. Love when he takes off from the driveway in the RV. Classic.

  13. I never watch this on TV cause of the damn censorship, that’s why I watch this classic gem on iTunes or dvd at my house or friends house

  14. You surprised to see us, Clark??

    Oh, Eddie… If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now…

    Lol I’m dead

    Best Xmas movie ever!!

  15. ok don't get angry but wth does it mean for her to be "getting cured of the wild turkey"?? I know what wild turkey means but the part of her getting "cured" is what I don't get

  16. "Just can't believe you're actually standing in my living room, Eddie."
    "Mmmmm :)"
    "Never thought the day would come."

  17. “I can’t believe you’re standing in my living room” “Yeah, I’m excited about it too” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  18. This and the scene with Eddie and Clark at the store are two of both the most blatant and most subtly funniest scenes in this movie. Just matter-of-factly talking about his son hoping he might soon bark for the yak woman, lol.

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