Diego’s Trip to Vegas | Awkward Puppets

Diego’s Trip to Vegas | Awkward Puppets


>>DIEGO: Okay. Wait, is it recording? How do I know it’s recording? Is it the red light? Is it that red light? Can you answer me? Okay, whatever. How do I look? Okay. Um. Hi, um. My name is Diego. Um, this is my third vlog. [CLEARS THROAT] Okay. Um. Okay, hi, um, my name is Diego, um, and this is my third vlog. So, I was thinking the other day to myself,
um, and life is short and I should be traveling more. I mean I’m not getting younger… or, or older… because I’m a puppet. So yeah. I decided to make a list of all the places
I want to go in my life. So, um. This is it. I just have to figure out how to not bring
my wife. Let me think. You know, I got it. Hey Benita. She’s in the shower. Benita! I’m gonna go to the grocery store really
quick. Okay, I’ll be back in like… two days. Hola Benita. Oh. Yeah, I’m at the grocery store right
now. Do you want 1% milk or 2% milk? Excuse me sir, do you know any good strip
clubs here?>>DRIVER: I’m married.>>DIEGO: Okay calm down. I guess making videos online wasn’t such
a bad idea after all. Oh [BLEEP]. Alright, so I’m in the elevator right now. How are you guys doing? Okay, great. Okay. Um. We’re at the room. Uh. Let’s see what it’s all about. Here we go. What? Holy [BLEEP]. This is bigger than my country. We got one bedroom. We got three chairs for no reason. We got a TV bigger than my house. Two bedrooms. We got a couch bigger than my bed. Three bedrooms. We got soap. Paper towels. A double outlet. This thing. A really fancy chair. With a very fancy sculpture in front of it. With a really fancy painting on the wall. With a really very fancy chandelier. Wow. Look how beautiful. Free wifi. Check out the bathroom. It’s…it’s all white. Donald Trump would love this. Back in the elevator. [GIRLS LAUGHING] What are you guys laughing at? [GIRLS LAUGHING] Jeez, girls in Vegas are crazy. [GIRLS LAUGHING] This is the most fun I’ve ever had in my
entire life. Hi, could I withdraw 25 dollars, please? Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on, you son of a [BLEEP]! Hi, could I withdraw 50 dollars, please? Holy [BLEEP].>>GIRL: Come on! Try your luck with me.>>DIEGO: I’m in love. Could I withdraw everything I own? Come on 13. 13!>>DEALER: 19.>>DIEGO: Son of a [BLEEP]. Okay, I’m back in the room. Uh. I don’t have any more money. Um. But that’s okay. Um. Actually it’s not really okay at all. As long as I don’t spend anymore money or
do anything else, I’ll be okay. [KNOCK ON DOOR] Let’s see what this is. Probably like a thank you for staying with
us card. Dear Diego,
Thank you for staying with us here. See I told you. Thank you for staying with us here
in Las Vegas. I hope you had a good stay. Below is your balance is for the hotel charges:
4,093 dollars. Um, okay, well thank you for watching. Uh, everybody. And tune in next time. I’m gonna go have a heart attack now. Uh, okay. Please subscribe, um, or don’t. I don’t give a [BLEEP].

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  1. OMG! STAND UP COMIDIAN RIGHT HERE!!! LOLLL! UR SO FUNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! OMG – CAN'T STOP LAUGHING, AND DON'T WORRY, IMMA HAVE A HEART ATTACK TOO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. My name is Diego my life is so sick I have a Lotta money and I have a big bich iโ€™m telling you now Iโ€™ll these other rappers suck coming to my bed so mean you can cuddle iโ€™m the worlds stupidest pup going to be so rich I donโ€™t like my wife because sheโ€™s a big bich

  3. At 2:16 I'm pretty sure I saw Rudy in the elevator mirror so that proves my theory that he's fliming while holding Diego with one hand and the camera with the other

  4. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜ท

  5. Damn this is bigger than my country ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜Œ

  6. Diego pull your wife over and drop her off at Mexico ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ and Mexico is fun because I'm pordrirican

  7. โ€œIโ€™m not getting any younger or older cuz Iโ€™m a puppetโ€ you donโ€™t say?? lmao!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  8. Diego ooh the bathroom is all white
    Diego oh Donald trump would love this
    Meh ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  9. VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!๐Ÿป๐Ÿธ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿพ๐Ÿท๐Ÿน๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐ŸŽค

  10. My Dad: I'm going to the grocery store that's open 24 hours so I might be over there for 2days bye

    Me:bye!

    Me two months later:Hey mom have you seen dad?

    Mom:He went to the grocery store

    Me:=_=

  11. "Check Out the bathrOOm, it's all white…, dOnald Trump wOuld lOve this"

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ xD

    2019 anyOne?

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