Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Donut Poops

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Donut Poops


James: I had a key to the office. I didn’t have a key to the bathroom. Trevor: Hmm.
I didn’t have a key to the bathroom. I needed- I needed to shit BAD. Trevor: Shit in a cup, man. James: I needed-
Trevor: Shit in a cup, man. Well, how do you do that?
Trevor: Well… James: So I found a box, and it was uh, a donut box. They just celebrated their first… year as a co- as a YouTube channel? So as a gift, I shat on the- the gift from some fans,
(muffled laughter) But it had a lid on it as well! So I was, like it’s all (claps) good.
Trevor: Oh! James: So I was like, I went to the back room and I was squatting over a box.
(wheezing and laughing) Trevor: (groans in disgust)
(wheezing and laughing) Majestic vision there. Michael, amused: James Buckley-
Majestic vision there. Trevor: What a look. Michael: Television movie star.
James: I- Michael: Television movie star.
Lindsay: Right? James: I laid one out on top of like…
(snorting) the four or five donuts that were still left- Trevor: You were laying bricks?
the four or five donuts that were still left- Michael, snickering: You didn’t take the donuts out?
Alfredo: You didn’t even take the donuts out?! Trevor: What a masonry, this- (sighs in disgust)
James: No! I just- I just- I needed to go, I was desperate!
Lindsay: God damn. James: I was- it was really- it was, it was- Trevor: Why don’t you just shit on the floor, you ape. Lindsay: Yeah, was it a sprayer or like-?
Trevor: Why don’t you just shit on the floor, you ape. Lindsay: Yeah, was it a sprayer or like-?
Michael: It’s better you shit your pants! James: No, no, then also- No, cuz I needed- there was work that I needed to do as well!
Trevor: Oh… (Alfredo laughs)
Trevor: Oh… (Alfredo laughs)
James: I was using their- the office! And then also, I did one shit, I stood up, and I was like: “I still feel like there’s more.” (laughter) Trevor: I mean, that- that is the worst. James: And I was thinking,
Trevor: I mean, that- that is the worst. Michael: Yeah. James: This is my- this is my one and only chance.
Trevor: That is the worst. I’ve only got this box, I can’t do this again. Michael, in a done voice: God.
(quiet laughter) Trevor: One and done.
James: So I sat there for a little bit longer, And you know. The whole-
Trevor: What’cha do with all the piss, though? James: Yeah. That’s another thing to tell- Trevor: Oh, no, no NO-
James: Yeah. That’s another thing to tell- That is not another thing! You-
Alfredo: Just floating around with the donuts- Lindsay: God!
Trevor: One doesn’t just shit!
Alfredo: Just floating around with the donuts- Lindsay: Ugh!
Trevor: You can’t just shit,
James: I- Trevor: And not piss!
James: Yeah, I can- I can confirm that you cannot shit without pissing. Because that- that thought DID come into my head, and I was like,
Trevor: Yeah, absolutely. James: “I need to really make an effort so that no piss comes out.” Yeah, there was some dribble. Best part is is that, they have like- You go out their back door, and there’s like this whole balcony. And… conveniently! Below the balcony is the-
Trevor: You could’ve shit off the balcony. James: The big trash- sort of like. So I just dropped a full box of shit. (Trevor half laughs and groans, with laughter in the background)
Lindsay: JAMES! James: It was like 12 foot, Just-
(Michael makes a falling sound effect)
Lindsay: NO. (Trevor groaning)
(Michael makes a falling sound effect)
Alfredo: Did it- (Trevor groaning even louder)
(Michael makes a falling sound effect)
James: It was sealed! Trevor: Did it splash?!
Alfredo: Did- did it land sealed? (Michael making more falling noises)
Alfredo: Did- did it land sealed? James: It was sealed!
Trevor: Oh, did it make noises?! Alfredo: Did it pop?
James: It was-
Trevor: Oh, did it make noises?! Alfredo: Did it pop on impact?
James: It-
Michael: This is the best part. James: It landed sealed, but then also I was worried because there’s a huge homeless community like right outside.
Trevor: There’s a huge man on there.
Lindsay: God- Michael: “Oh, donuts!”
Lindsay: Damn it! Trevor, groaning: Ohhh God.
James, laughing: Yeah! James: And honestly-
(Lindsay does a noise of disgust) It looked like a cake. James: Of some sort.
Lindsay, horrified: NO!
(laughing in the background) Lindsay: They would eat it too! Ugh!
James: It looked like it was some chocolate… (small laughter and chuckles)
Lindsay: Oh Lord. Goodness.
Alfredo: How did you wipe? James: How- Oh, there were napkins! They had like a, uh, Trevor: Oh, I was gonna say, God,
They had like a, uh, Trevor: If you just like, clean poop shoot
Alfredo: Ohhh God…
(Lindsay groans) Trevor: on the scoot scoot? No, man.
Lindsay: Oh my God, no, no.
James: No, no, no, no, no. Trevor: You don’t poop, shoot and scoot.
Lindsay: No.
Michael: Ugh, napkin? A napkin? Lindsay: Napkins are rough, but at least they get the job done.
James: Believe me, it needed a wipe, this one.

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  1. So how can I watch rwby? I can only watch it if I become a first member? Cause I got the app but it still doesn’t let me watch it

  2. 00:07 Treats this as insane idea, literally 2 seconds later he says he took a dump in donut box like it's a normal thing. 😂😂😂

  3. Not in my house. In my house, we treat donuts with respect
    We send the donuts into the toilet after they've been eaten. Not before

  4. This made me gavin wretch like 5 times. I thought an animate Youtube video was gonna make me throw up.

    (And that makes 6 times)

  5. Between this guy and Gavin, I'm starting to think that British people are just terrible at making decisions. Why didn't he just ask for the key to the bathroom? Or use the bathroom from the place next door?

  6. Did it ever occur to him to ask one of the other employees to unlock the bathroom for him? I don't think the employees would be that bad that theyd refuse him

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