Geoff: Well, we can talk about our day, right? Geoff: We started our morning uh, in the office. Geoff: Working.
Gus: Yeah. And uh, then we promptly left there. Gus: And went straight to the airport to get on a plane.
Geoff: We got on a plane. Gus: And flew to San Diego. Geoff: Sat next to two. Fucking. Cunts. Geoff: That refused to turn their electronics off through the entire goddamn flight. Gus: Like, I don’t understand it.
Geoff: I don’t understand it either Gus! Gus: I looked over there and like, the bitch was using her iPhone, right? Gus: And-
Geoff: Using her iPhone! We’re fucking fly- we’re taxiing! Gus: And I was like, ‘that’s totally an electronic device right?’ Gus: And the flight attendant comes by and says “You need to turn that off ma’am” And she’s like “Oh yeah, that’s right.” So she turns it off. And we get off – we’re five feet off the ground and she pulls her SLR out and starts showing – she’s taking pictures of the woman next to her! Geoff: She’s taking flash photography as we’re taking off on the plane. Gus: If that had gotten into the rear view mirror of the pilot we’d’ve been toast. Geoff: That stupid bitch and her dumb friend put all of our lives in danger.
Gus: It was- it was- Geoff: Why do we have rules as a society, Gus? You know what? Fuck it. I’ma take- I’m not paying taxes anymore. This lady showed me – ‘yeah, I’ll just pull out my fucking camera I’ll pull out my iPhone, I’ll pull out my fucking vibrator.’ ‘I don’t care that I’m putting 245 people at risk. There are small babies on that plane but whatever. Who cares? Because I wanted to look at photos of my dog.’ [Gus laughing] Geoff: So, I’m not gonna pay my taxes anymore. I’m gonna shoot a cop.