Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story + Final Story Real Time Fandub Games

Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story + Final Story Real Time Fandub Games


There is a man trying to break into this
place. Lock him in, so he’ll starve. This is the most logical course of action. Did you see that hot JPEG footage that
was just—? Oohoohoo, baby. I’m gonna blow the walls offa this place! Goin’ uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! It’s been 17 days. I’m still tryin’ to get out of here! Please, stop. Oh my god. If you say “please stop” ONE MORE TIME, I’m going to PISS MY OWN ASS. Please, stop. Get out of my way! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Ouch, ouch, ouch. I’m coming home sweetie oh I can’t wait
to see her beautiful face let me check her Twitter page on my holographics hmmm what accounts let me just AGG that didn’t work
shit now I have to log in with my diamond this unlocking secret account in
5 4 3 2 I’m fucking yes it’s ok cuz the secret is a monkey wha and so birthed from the critical pillar
and from al Robotnik’s Twitter accounts I’m hot topic Oh where’s this red stripe
why you got hot sauce on your headphones I put hot sauce on everything between
those two milk it’s what I do as the ultimate life-form well honey your
mascaras on fleek we gotta get the fuck out of here though because the bills
gonna explode red stripes boots oh my god don’t worry I can fly
this won’t be brought up ever again I heard that you bring four hot sauces or
to brush out of this dimension well I’ll eat you light up baby oh you immediately unless you give me
the password and your social space where this beats
my asshole oh and my social security is 69 please join me by my side then we
shall rule the earth together uh-huh you can stand by me dr. Eggman even
though my body used to be regularly well no you’re fat
Lowell getrekt you a fat scrub man I’m gonna go fuck your wife now what fuck my
wife shadow shadow I’m now Maria Smee shadow my shadow no I’m gonna
kill you now I promise I didn’t fart you don’t need to contain it it smells so
bad that’s it yeah it smells like garbage
covered in fire Maria you smelt it careful you’re the
one who dealt it you actually thought it she betrayed me hey that’s that blue
hedgehog and of all places finally I have the weed crystal the weed diamond
that looks really scrumptious no please what if I say pretty please
with a cherry on top covered in a banana sundae huh so wha Rudo more like Zawar
ooh dumb this guy’s a real knucklehead unlike my friend knuckles I’m here to
show you what Nintendo and what Zawar don’t huh his Twitter account
interesting let’s see that was easy Eggman’s well I’ve learned so much from his
Twitter I guess there’s only one thing to do now I told you not to fuck my wife
and I did anyway what you gonna do Finch as you can see Twitter went
through a bunch of updates this one is the one that makes me go away from yo
bitch ass I’m going to kill you and then kill you again
anyway now that I have this emerald I’m gonna put it right in there and yet they
still can’t figure out how to get Nazis off their side you son of a bitch I’m
gonna walk into your Twitter and I’m gonna tell everyone what you said go
ahead I have 50 alternate accounts my fingers right on top of the delete
button Eggman what are you gonna do to stop me with your long with toothpick
legs are you referring to egg fucker one egg fucker – hey bitches what’s up
Eggman I found your weed supplier through your Twitter account thanks man
I told you I have alternatives anyway I also saw that this this guy over here
fucked your wife that’s pretty that sucks a lot dude it must be a pretty
shaken up about that how do you think I feel being cocked by a hedgehog well it
might upset you to know that I also fucked your wife good job all right
since Team furaffinity fucked my wife I’m going to have to have you both be a
part of my team why is the camera zooming in I mean I guess that’s fine as
long as I get my weed back I don’t really care I don’t have a character
motive let’s say we’re going to explore this island you’re going to find Sonic
he has all the weed that you need the ganja that mary-jane marriage Mitch
all in his pockets he is your local drug dealer and I’m going to blow up the
island now go look for Sonic and hurry up you fucking cock hogs awesome a break
a time for leisure what are you doing here you thought us but you sold me on
two dollars anyway we need to go yeah you’re gonna jump bitch walk the plank
yeah you’re harming my man hey Amy no what the fuck
Eggman I’m gonna change frequency to your life so bad
who’s what if you had like human hair would that be weird all right
cool bye so you’ve been looking for me yes I’ve been looking to stick my quills
right into you just like a situation please rephrase directly on me there was
penetration sonic telly said Nosa there isn’t it wonderful shadow I want to pee
on it I just wanna piss on it find a rock it’s
a nice in you know feel me Maria you get where I’m coming from right it’s like
I’m marking territory it belongs to me when I do that a sign of power if you
will well ten years have passed and I feel the same way Rouge you still want
to pee in a hot topic yes Rouge thank you for listening to my
insane ramblings about peeing in a hot topic listen I’ll take you to a hot
topic finally a place to release myself I know you’ve been holding talking about
fucking your wife again and peeing in a hot topic because you know what else you
do on a Saturday night I peed on your wife Robotnik she’s mine motherfucker what the fuck happened last
night well based on the moon Eggman we’re really worried about you this is
an intervention we’re here to help you what are you talking about I didn’t
esslemont when you piss on the moon look at the moon it’s in half now how odd you
pissed on it I’m telling you this has been a problem for a long time did
nothing sir I woke up and you did you pissed on it
listen we’re doing this because we care about you and your wife yeah it’s right
here in the news I’m gonna see what’s up okay everyone shut up shut up shut up
shut up shut up shut up none of us were talking I can’t believe he came to his
intervention drunk sometimes it’d just be like that hey sonic what’s up they
don’t still don’t know I’m a double agent anyway my one polygon is waiting
for you I’m in the middle of nowhere again I can’t find my key hey you know
this place looks like looks like pumpkin whoo look it’s tails hopefully you
didn’t hear me call his name hey Sonic hotels
I found tails he’s flying without your permission again do you want me to
punish him hey Sonic you’re not my dad don’t
fucking tell me what to do so thanks for saving my life I owe you
one wait yeah take this weed
it’s wheeze all yours it’s I don’t need it anymore I’m gonna make a ganja
sandwich yeah extra Mayo have at it
your I love you you’re the best woman ever I love you too
I’ll meet you find the Denny oh no oh no they put it all the way in the fucking
islands now everyone’s gonna know about my secret egg dick where do you think
you’re going Tucker I don’t talk to people objects are less than 3 inches
listen to me motherfucker I know about yours because I create I mean listen you
don’t need to talk about my dick like that listen I just take pride in my
egg-shaped dick okay now I’m gonna go leave because my dick is actually the
nose of this fucking machine please behave yourself bitch you all go get in
this car or I’m popping between your eyes guess what Robotnik I have access to the
Twitter headquarters not only post your nudes on your Twitter’s put on
everyone’s Twitter’s don’t do it his dick is too disturbing for the world to
see trust me I’ve seen it in person and the one you leaked photoshopped the real
thing is worse Rouge yep what was that for I have this manual of how to hack
into the Twitter headquarters just so I can post it to the whole world so you
better hurry the fuck up with your explanation before I just do it it
somehow looks like every single Tetris block at once wait hold on yeah anyway
be gone thought hey that’s not how you’re supposed to speak to a friend I
thought we were friends shadow may be friends with benefits
really no you got a gross bat face what the fuck you hot topic hot sauce
motherfucker hot sauce Rouge what the I’m here again
it’s like it’s Regan Funland sonic also welcome to the fucked egg men’s life
Club oh hey I’m glad to be here do we have jackets no but we do have shoes
they let us run really really okay how fast do you want to run to fast
three fast twelve fast that’s not grammatically correct you
insolent fuck oh and so that I told Eggman
I’m swear it looks like all of them at once you big groom oh my god real are
you telling that’s the truth is really every single one of them at once
so I’m funny words put it in a blender yes that’s right it would still look
exactly the same it defies nature like that
that’s Lovecraftian also perish okay space cockle jury fifty years ago
finally you know what my news are up my twitter logged on and my bones are
turned off I’m gonna fuck what the hell’s going on who is this until the very last that’s the last
thing that you will never breathe oh but I wanted the last thing I breathe to be
pi you done did it now I’m so sick my fathers are so sick of fucking your wife
sees a tired old hag wait where am I Eggman we can make amends and I promise
just join us no I’m the voice in her ass I’m sewing go axe in the garbage I’m
throwing all y’all asses in the garbage I’m taking your CDs and weed I’m not
really sure what this says I I can only read Maria Maria Maria because the fucking ship was gonna be
destroyed she was able to escape her just was not even placed enough so she
had to hop out and be the biggest you’ve ever seen the world you should talk
about your life that way I don’t give a flying fuck that bitch – fuck off in the
fourth I’m so sick my body is doing things that thing and you over there
shut up you take off my pants you want to see some weird shit amen
you need to calm down it looks like we won everybody we broke him finally
alright do get to have a big furry orgy now okay everybody let’s stop talking
about his dick okay it looks like all Tetris pieces at once
thumbs up to make a long fuckin story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans
up oh my I feel like I’ve ever thought about my
entire life I made a promise to Maria that I would pee on everything on earth
would I just cry I don’t give a shit I’m gonna go pee now you know it’s funny
about this super sonic no stop man those balls sure are shakin something like that before only you know
in certain circles fur fitted yeah go on touch him
yeah meet me – you shall revel and nothing but destruction shadow could
have been a true Beast and now you shall die that’s actually
the story is it I’m going to for you in my mouth
no listen and brother I’m nitrogenous for the footage my son Sherri’s why do
they taste like cherries brother they’re going to grind on you know my button
that’s right I’m going to take all those ropes you
have and I’m going to make sure there’s some nodding my brother it’s hard to use
these bowls to get up there there’s only one more baby for me to
dispose of oh my god that was the hottest shit I’ve ever seen crazy what
is this it’s a pad of some kind it looks like a button alright Sonic
let’s touch dicks alright and as you know my dick is on my hand and then
later call my god Wow Sonic do you like getting peed on yes I do to have good
news for you whoa shadow you’re dehydrated buddy a little bit what have
you been drinking I have a question for both of you if I gave shadow 15 apples and then Amy
and shadow another 60 and tails took away 3 my question is what’s the total
mass of the Sun as Obama told me it’s 3 why does it sound like he’s getting
farther away stupid does we have to do it together let’s blow up the moon we hold on wait that’s no moon that’s a
Space Station nice reference I also love Star Trek
how could they know Sonic’s friends were on that ship by I’m dead for real lipoma
shadow didn’t deserve to die for his piss yeah here we are
are you sure about that all of you are responsible he was a good man with a
good heart take this ring in remembrance of him I’m gonna eat it please do I mean
you can eat it if you want but I guarantee that that’s not gonna be partake of the ring Thank You Hedgehog
Jesus hey wait a minute doesn’t that mean he’s gonna come back
to life at some point ah that piss loving son of a bitch won’t mess up
tails I need a therapist and not a bottom.i the Ute shut your
mouth move your three-tails nine tailed fox our love him mother fucker god I
wish that were me now that all this piss and scaly porn is going on you wanna
know what get higher son Dennis fuck I thought you’d never ask
whew Miko Mitani he knows skies would augment stop okay you can ever
since you spent three years in that building no okay okay I don’t know what
that means but that’s fine all right everybody I’m gonna bounce I’m gonna go
to Chipotle I’ll see y’all later friendly burger for real nope if you
want something go get it yourself buddy

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