The ABC’s of #JSFamilyVacation Part 2 | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation

The ABC’s of #JSFamilyVacation Part 2 | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation


(speech slowed down) (upbeat music) – Ariana. She’s gorgeous. My little nugget. – Mike is definitely
the mayor of the buffet. – Little pasta, just to taste it. You know what I mean? – Mike, stop eating the cake! – I’m so sorry. – (bleep) my whole bromittment. – Dren has arrived at dinner. – You look crazy right now. – So which one of us would be president? – Paulie would win the popular vote. – Ayyy. (all talking at once) (screaming) (screaming) – I need a responsible
party to hold my chain. – I have not shown you my boobs yet, since we got our tits
done at the same place. I just want to see how he did on yours. – Hey. (screaming) – You’re coming with us. – Oh, yeah. Now he’s living his best life. – Where’s the beach? We’re not on the ocean. – We were in the same area growing up. Why are you lying? – This is Victory. this is Bradley. This is the other side, okay? Miles miles long. – Bull (beeping) – Please protect me from all these thots. Here a thot, there a thot,
everywhere a thot thot. – I just want to get pounded. I just wanna get pounded out. – You know the devil whispered in my ear. He said, “You cannot withstand the storm.” And I whispered back, “I am the storm.” (laughing) – Roompa, loompa. – Roomba de do. Mike looks like an oompa loompa Obviously he loves chocolate. – I want to get these
sconces for my house. – Oh, hell yeah. – We don’t have Taylor Ham? – What do you call it? – Taylor Ham. – So you wear regular underwear? – I wear granny panties. – Let me see. – No, let me see. – No, I just want to look at my underwear. Actually, I’m not wearing underwear. (beeping) – Vegas! – Your best friend, your best friend. – What’s up my guy, what’s up my guy? You want something, my guy? You don’t want nothing, my guy. You don’t want nothing, my guy. You don’t want nothing my guy. You don’t want nothing, my guy. (beeping) – Did I win? Oh. – Ohhhhhh! (laughing) Ohhhhhhhh! That was a good one. (lullaby music) (snoring)

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  1. I never thought I would miss Sammy..but i miss Sammy. It's like someone's missing and Angelina is not making up for her absence.

  2. Am I the only one that thinks they brought Angelina back. Just because Sammy wouldn't come back.

  3. 2:56 look at Pauly’s forehead, you can see his veins popping out and it spells the letter V for Vinny😭😊

  4. THIS IS SO NOT NECESSARY & DISCUSTING AT THEIR AGES. GO GET A LIFE & REAL JOBS. SNOOKI SHAME ON U. YOUR A MOM NOW.

  5. Here a thot there a thot, everywhere a thot thot….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭⚰⚰⚰⚰🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻I'm dead

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