Traditional Holiday Foods | Adam Rippon Riffs On | Cosmopolitan

Traditional Holiday Foods | Adam Rippon Riffs On | Cosmopolitan

Merry Christmas. Oh my God! I would feel comfortable if I had a real house
made of this. This is f**king strong! Hot Toddy My nickname in high school. Off the bat, it is hot. Yeah. This is Theraflu. This is delicious. How do you make this? Amateurs. I poisoned myself. I’m ready to move on. The next thing is a fruitcake. Stop it. Fruitcake gets, like, a really bad rep. But I love fruitcake. Stop it. Oh God, it’s like a glorified muffin. I shouldn’t be touching it, and like handling
it like a football. But, this isn’t the Cordon Bleu. Okay… dip… I don’t understand why people don’t like this. This is so good. The butt of the fruitcake is much softer. I hate myself. This is disgusting. This is the first holiday treat that I find
offense in. Why is this shaped exactly like the can? I’m gonna eat it, though. It’s not bad, though! Like mushy applesauce organic gummy bears. It’s also not good at all. Get this cranberry sauce out of my f**king
face! I’m ready to move on. Eggnog. You can spike anything, if you believe. I’ve never had eggnog before. One of the things that scared me away from
eggnog is I don’t like the word “nog.” I’m also still on the fence of how I feel
about the word “egg.” When you say it— Say it like over and over. Egg. egg. It sounds awful. But I do love Reddiwip, so. Oh my God! I just did the cinnamon challenge up my nose! What is this? It’s just awful! Old milk with eggs. I think I have asthma now. I just don’t know if the whipped cream is
a barrier between me and a positive experience or not. I hate this! This is really disgusting. I can’t even. Not even for theatrics. Okay. The classic gingerbread house. I love gingerbread. I’m always confused at how to start it. I feel like you kind of have to crack it open. But to be the first, like blunt trauma is like always kinda scary, because
somebody worked hard on this. I do have an idea of how to break it. Merry Christmas. Oh my God! I would feel comfortable if I had a real house
made of this. This is f**king strong! I thought this was going to smash everywhere. I’m gonna go hard. Oh my God. Wait. There’s like no middle ground. It’s like just a crumb or everything. Oh my God this used to be a basement. I like gingerbread. It’s one of those things where it like makes
you feel like it’s that time of year. Time of year to drink. There’s nothing more holiday-themed than the
candy cane. Let’s f**king do it. So, I feel like people have different methods
to open these. I wanna show you mine. Pull up and break, and snap like that. And then the condom comes right off. Alright. Candy cane—peppermint is like one of those
great things. You can’t go wrong with this. I love this. How do you make peppermint better? Put it in chocolate. I’m gonna be honest, I don’t like so much
chocolate. This is my favorite thing about Christmas. Hold please. I’m going to tell you about a very classic Christmas tale. Going to your aunt’s house, you’re running ten minutes late to her Christmas
party, so you have to stop at CVS. And this is what you buy. Merry Christmas, Aunt Gail! We got you popcorn again. I actually love getting these because they’re my three favorite flavors of popcorn. Caramel. Butter. And sh*t. No, I don’t know. I don’t know what flavor that one is. Christmas is stressful. Alright everyone, I hope you enjoyed this holiday feast as much
as I did. Make sure that you subscribe to Cosmo’s YouTube
channel, and write in the comments which holiday food
you like the most. I also got distracted. I almost cut myself on this knife. I eat raisins for pleasure.

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  1. People hate fruitcake for the same reason some claim to hate champagne – you have to spend more than $1.99 for either to be consumable. Adam, though, is always consumable – that little Christmas muffin.

  2. Chinese New Year is Tuesday, 5 February 2019 just to forewarn you. Have Rippon Riff On Chinese New Year foods and/or customs.

  3. First of all, that's a PANETTONE and NOT a fruitcake! Second, I want to rip your clothes off and give you a moustache ride!

  4. Sign actually seen in a mini-mall when I was in the military in Virginia years ago:


  5. It's not "Fruitcake" . That is Panettone- Italian Christmas Bread. Technically is is a yeasted Cake but not at all a Fruitcake(traditional English).

  6. Why do gay men have to be so in your face, “I take dicks in my anus” like every other sentence is a play on him being a total gay boy. I don’t see straight men trying to make a
    Vagina pun in everything they do in their life.

  7. I hate Popcorn balls….eewwww …..seriously, they used to have them a lot when I was a kid in the '60s,70's…wrapped in color cellophane paper…

  8. You know I love ya, sweetie, but that's a panettone, not a fruitcake. Claxton fruitcakes, (the square bars wrapped in red paper), are the traditional holiday fruitcakes that you find in the stores at Christmas.

  9. LMAO.  Okay, stop.  Take a breath.  Now think… Why in hell should anyone care what this guy thinks of holiday foods?  This is some desperate manufactured bullshit to try to keep this guy in the public eye.  The skating is over, and apparently he doesn't have the knowledge or desire to get a real job.


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